![]() So, we finish up, and I go inside ahead of them, making them put the shovels away, and I hear, from inside, them running and crying/shrieking across the front porch and inside the house. My youngest says that Winter is her favorite season because all the bees are dead. I'm talking like they're afraid of butterflies. Any time any insect flies past them, they scream bee and run away screaming. My two youngest children-total cowards-were helping me clear out all of the storm drains and curb gutters on our street to help the expected 10-20 inches of rain drain as best they can. I live in South Carolina, sort of near the coast, and Hurricane Florence is headed this way. What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.Ī cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils. What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing. What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous. Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"ĭo you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy. I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize. What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium. What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene. The shovel was a ground breaking invention.Ī scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."Ī Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."ĭid you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero. Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap. What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison. What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese. There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation. What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web. How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well. I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems. and pulled a mussel.ĭo you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market. How do you organize an outer space party? You planet. What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time. Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long! Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta. "Absolutely brilliant, today we had fish, chimps and mushy bees" It wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like in here?". Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He throws them into the lion's cage, because lions eat anything. By this point he is not too worried about the death of bees as he knows what to do by now. He starts on this and quickly gets attacked by the bees.Alarmed, he grabs his spade and smashes the bees as hard as he can, squashing them to death. He hurls them into the lion's cage.Īnyway, he moves on to his last job, which is to collect honey from South American bees. He's really worried now, so what does he do? He feeds the chimps to the lions, because lions eat anything. Not amused he swipes at the chimps with his spade, killing them instantly. He goes in and a couple of chimps starts throwing coconuts at him. He then moves on to his second job, which is to clear out the monkey house. ![]() So he throws the fish into the lion's cage. ![]() He hits on the brilliant idea of giving the fish to the lions as lions will eat anything. Realising that his boss is not going to be best pleased, he tries to find a way to hide the dead fish. ![]() ![]() He is not going to let a fish have a go so he beats the offending fish to death with a spade. He starts on this when suddenly a huge fish leaps out and bites him. The first is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. ![]()
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